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The Laws of Men

Man Law - Moaning about the brand of free beer in a friend's fridge is forbidden. Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
Man Laww - Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
Man Law - Is crushing an empty beer can on your forehead acceptable?
No, modern, thinner cans make the feat less impressive than with cans of years past.
Man Law - A weak handshake is punishble by maximum hand crushing force possible at said time.
Man Law - To be able date your best friend's ex-girlfriend? Only after six months, they say - and only if she's drop-dead gorgeous.
Man Law - Anything that could make you for any reason look like a crazy person....is not cool...it's just not.
Man Law - Man shall not pass up a night out with the guys for a candle party with girlfriend...
Man Law - Fishing is the new King Of Sports, because anything that has food and beer is alright with me.
Man Law - A man in a taxi is the ONLY time a man shall be in a yellow car.
Man Law - A man's pets shall naver wear clothes.
Man Law - Man should be excited about fall because of football season...not because it 'opens things up in the wardrobe'.
Man Law - The tippie roll shall always be the in the over-hand postion.
Man Law - If a Man has a car that can 'lay rubber' he is obligated to do so from time to time.
Man Law - Men must get tans by 'accident' never credit card.
Man Law - If a man is carring a ice chest that exceeds 20 lbs, he is entitled to the first beer.
Man Law - No man shall aplly sunblock to another man's back; the man will just take the burn.